AUNT RUTHY calls the show. Harland eats a TARANTULA. CRAZY BRAIN news story!
Campfire Timmy drops in to sing his stupid songs. Roseanne and Twitter. Harland pissed at LAX airport!
KIM JONG UNG calls the show to discuss the peace talks. STUPID selfies, STUPID stairs, STUPID cars!
Harland in CAMBODIA and SINGAPORE. A nasty white RACIST calls the show and slams WHITES!
Boy George was at the Royal Wedding and gives us an update. Harland walks through Hong Kong. Crazy News Story wedding!
Prof. Rutherford Grimes discusses the effects of RAP music. Stop the TRUMP hate! Question of the day!
Harland talks to a man who claims to have died and visited the AFTER LIFE! School shooting solutions. Celebrity news!
Dr. Ascot returns to annoy Harland. Dead Julia Childs cooks up an Asian feast. Harland gets pissed at the news!
Commander Tom Dowdy discusses missile launch on Syria. Crazy NEWS story on the toilet! Calls from Pavement Pounders.
FACEBOOK trials on Capital Hill. Dr. Charles Assmunch on chemical weapons. Dangers of cell phones!
CRAZY Pavement Pounder phone calls - Strange meats and things in the womb!
Be back next Monday when I'm feeling better! Sorry for the break!
A VERY special co-host today! Prank calls to SEX SHOPS. Ewok donuts, and MR. ROGERS too!
Tesla vs the rest! Harland gets revved up by a muscle car! YORGI'S nightclub review. Winter needs to end!
AUNT RUTHY calls the show, also Professor Rutherford Grimes calls to discuss the Oscar slump. Guns in Schools and things that piss us off!
The White Trash OSCARS features winners of the dumbest news stories. Crazy news story about body parts. CARL FLAVORS calls from the beach.
Dr. Debbie Thymer takes SEX calls. How much Sex do we need? Florida shooting horror!
Harland rolls out some fresh Olympic Games stand up material at the World Famous COMEDY STORE.
RABBI PAPENHEIM calls the show to say hello. Crazy SEX story. United America, let's work as a team!
SPECIAL GUEST Gary Cannon, from the Conan O'Brien Show, talks about the special role he plays on the hit show.
Mr. BUBBLES the Manatee calls in. STAR WARS review. Calls from listeners. NEW TITLES for 2018.
For the Premium members who missed the New Titles, here they are again before anyone else hears them - ENJOY!
A caller files a lawsuit over HAWAII bomb scare. Harland takes a severed arm to the head. Letters and calls from listeners.
Harland plays a few clips from his NEW stand up comedy album. CRAZY news story. Harland sings a song.
Harland goes to a NOT so funny bar downtown. And Harland is pissed at cardboard. Listener voicemails too!